the gun pointed at the head of the universe

here is a picture of the fun i got to have tuesday night i started working at hollywood video four days ago i got called in to work because some other new kid quit my first night closing and im straighting the movies when a guy that had been in the store for at least twenty minutes he came over and started talking to me about movies and such i turned my back after we were finished and then he got real close to me and told me to get him all the money in the store i walked up to the front and told jessica the manager i was working with she went into the back to get the money out of the safe but she really called the police the perp then started to get suspecious and took me over to the office which was locked he had me try and kick the door down after two tries jessica opened the door she hadnt opened the safe yet she then opened it and gave him the money he then had us walk him to the door and just as he walked out the police got there and arrested him let this be a lesson to you all never go in to work on a day youre not schuldued to because i wasnt even supposed to be there today

but seriously near life experences are the most awesome thing